damnnlyssa:

nickmcnugs:

nickmcnugs:

Fresh donuts & fresh oz

that was one good ass night

oh my god be my friend plz

imheck:

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

(Source: idkea, via cumfort)

karla-world:

OMG FUCK ME
unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

itssexualhour:

yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like your just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.

(via thatgiirrlll)

relusting:

✖more posts like this here✖
 (following back)
grumpysalmon:

awwww-cute:

Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code

i just slammed my fists on the table
themuffinman1227:

bardofpizza:

themuffinman1227:

bardofpizza:

high res egg


I made this
you are an art thief 


Yes but I made YOU


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING
cosla:

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for men

really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
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